What is the PHILLY CURSE?
What is it? Don't know. But for some reason the four Philadelphia professional sports teams seem to be cursed to never again win a championship! Need proof? Look how long it's been since our last championship. A whole generation has come of age in our city without experiencing the thrill and pride of hosting a professional sports championship team. The numbers don't lie. We must be cursed!
Years since the last championship for each Philly pro sports team:
Next team to try to break the curse: the Phillies. . .
Who will break the curse? The Eagles? Flyers? Phillies? Sixers?
SIXERS fall to the PISTONS. FLYERS fight on...
SAY IT AIN'T SO, KIMMO?
HAS THE CURSE STRUCK AGAIN IN THE FORM OF A BLOOD CLOT IN KIMMO'S ANKLE?
Meanwhile, the Clock of Fan Desperation keeps ticking.
is how long we've been waiting for a new championship team!
fans have viewed
the frightening facts
of the Philly Curse!
Finished weeping?
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(Thanks to Robert Hashemian for the counter script!)